Government Acts
The Issue
A loose coalition of sartorially-challenged individuals known as "Let It All Hang Out" has called on the government to relax public nudity laws.
The Debate
"I agree,"
mused sociology professor Konrad Jones.
"But I don't think the protestors are going far enough. Public nudity shouldn't
be an option: it should be compulsory. Nudity is highly liberating. And it would
put that disgusting "Hooters" out of business once and for all."
"Whoa, whoa,"
says noted accountant Peggy Bush.
"Are these people serious? The last thing I want to see when I'm out for a
coffee is some lumbering, over-weight nudist coming down the sidewalk toward me.
If people want to get naked, they can do it in the privacy of their own
homes.
Think of the children!"
The Government Position
"For too long, our bodies have been trapped in these prisons of cotton and
polyester!"
yelled protester May McAlpin, while apparently developing a nasty case of sunburn.
"We must repeal the puritanical laws that make public nudity a crime. My
body--my choice to dangle"
This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.
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